I am Deadly Serious Right Now

There are moments in life that demand utter focus and finding the blasted edge pieces is one of them. This declaration of puzzling seriousness is now immortalised in porcelain, so all household members, guests, and passing pets are warned: unless you’re an edge piece, kindly step away.

This delightfully droll 11oz ceramic mug is crafted to the highest quality finish and adorned with a bold design front and back. A perfect gift for puzzle purists, edge-seeking enthusiasts, or anyone with a flair for dramatic tea-drinking.

Dishwasher safe, devilishly charming, and delivered in smash-proof packaging, it’s the ideal companion for early mornings, long puzzle sessions, and declarations of jigsaw-based authority.